During a caravan guard quest, I saw some goblins riding up fast towards my caravan. I quickly paused to game, so that I could switch all my men to kite shields. When I unpaused, I saw on the world map the number of caravan hands in my caravan had decreased by 2. The battle had already started, and I wasnt in it!
I quickly clicked to join the battle and was put into the bottom left corner of the field while I listened to the goblins sniping those poor donkeys…
"It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live." ~Marcus Aurelius
Game: "Characters with a height advantage against their opponents are harder to hit"
Me: "That's not true, and my short axeman is living proof!"